Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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