Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
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