just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
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