just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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