Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Randomize
