we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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