Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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