it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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