What a fucking waste of an outfit
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
You can't motorboat a personality
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Randomize
