Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
MIDGETS
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must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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