That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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