if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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