I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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