i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
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