now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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