Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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