she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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