no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
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Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
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