More tranny stories later!
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
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