yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I just followed up on a noise complaint...only to find 2 girls in bikinis covered in jello with beer cans everywhere. I couldn't bring myself to bust that party.
I want to be a cop.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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