now i know why i became what i already was.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
Shame is for Republicans.
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