week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
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