she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Holy shit dude........stairs
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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