come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Sext me about skeletons
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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