If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
The air was thick with penises
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
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