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Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
Dick very happy bro
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