if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
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