That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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