I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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