I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
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