Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
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