Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
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