used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
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