normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Randomize