i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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