I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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