she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
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