also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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