I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
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