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school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
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