My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
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