i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
Randomize