My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
can u get pink eye on your cock?
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
Randomize
