im gay
i know
yea but for you.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
you never un-have a 4some
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
Randomize
