Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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