Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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