What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
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