This girl is more easily done than said...
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
it's not cheating when I paid for it
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
