I molested 6 butterflies tonight
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
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