"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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