yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
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