I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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