I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
I want to have your abortion
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
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