There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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