Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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